Knight Tales

College basketball legend Bob Knight passed away this past week. His impact on the sport is undeniable, both good and bad. For more than a decade, he and his teams were quite a force in college sports locally, nationally, and even internationally. The news brought up a few Knight-related memories:

1. On the evening of the 1976 national championship, my newly minted wife and I decided to go over to the downtown Bloomington bars to join in the big celebration. We felt that parking would be hard to find if everyone came out, so we found a spot in the campus main library lot, approximately four blocks from the center of town.

There was quite a fete. The whole campus and town populations it seemed had turned out. Beer and spirits were flying liberally about, poured down gullets, on heads, on shoulders, on pavement, and so on. Naked streakers proliferated mixing and dancing maniacally with students and faculty on the streets amidst dozens of stalled, honking and flashing cars and pickups.

Once we had our fill of the crazed festivities, we turned back towards our car to return home. As we approached, we unhappily discovered that the party had spilled over to the lot. Drunken students were racing and leaping about among the parked vehicles, AND on top. Some were jumping up and down on and crossing over to the hoods, including ours!

Fortunately, this had a happy ending. A friend of a neighbor who worked in a body shop worked out the depressed hood for little charge – a kindness in response to our victory celebration plight.

Welcome to Hoosier Basketball!

2. We were attending the Cream & Crimson Scrimmage, to which faculty and staff are invited to watch the last full-court practice before the start of the 1981-1982 season. My wife, daughter, and I sat on an aisle one row up from the court, on the opposite side from the team bench and coaches. We were closer to one basket, but still had a great view. In March, IU had won its second national championship in Coach Knight’s tenure, and there was naturally great anticipation and much attention being paid by the devoted audience to the prospects for the new season. For the scrimmage, the players were as usual divided into two squads – one sporting Cream-colored jerseys and the other Crimson – the school’s colors. The squads were putting on a good show, not letting up steam. Of course, they were being prodded on by the master himself, the revered Coach Knight, who fully orchestrated the performance, continually barking out commands from the opposite side of the court.

Although it was not a regular season contest, the scene looked and sounded real. It was very noisy, both from the cheers of the crowd and from the action on the court. As the squads thundered toward our direction, there was a sonic boom created by the pounding of feet and the screeching of shoes. The collective sounds roared and oscillated like ocean waves. The din would subsequently subside as the players reversed and drove themselves back down the court. My barely one-year-old daughter was caught up in all the commotion, seemingly entranced by the rhythmic tide. She would stand up as high as she could on my lap whenever the squads approached our area and then let out a small roar of her own. This pattern continued for several minutes.

I sat there fixed, eyes focused on the flow, observing and examining how the players maneuvered for each attack on the basket, or how then raced back into position on defense. Over time as the action continued intensely on court, I started to sense something odd. I briefly spied a small blur in the distance. At first, I paid only passing notice. Next, I detected some movement on the upper periphery of my vision. A figure or sorts began moving slowly towards the left; then picked up pace. Again, I did not make much of it and continued to turn most of my attention to the action on court. But the blur  or figure kept getting larger and larger as it continued to the left. But then I lost track, pulled back by a great layup. But there was something that I found strange, no more barking from Coach Knight AND he was no longer standing on the opposite side. Did I miss something?

Suddenly a large looming person appeared out of nowhere. He thundered out, “Get that kid out of here!”

It was Coach Knight towering above us in our seats.

“What what did you say?” I asked, stunned by moment. “What’s going on, Coach?” I tried to laugh, or giggle, or something, but could barely get anything out.

“I want that kid out of here,” he shouted again.

I was blown away. Incredulous. My wife sat dumb-founded.

“What had we, our daughter done to merit this treatment?” I thought.

We were not given much time to think or react. A coaching assistant who had accompanied Knight into the stands said, “Sorry, you’ll have to leave.”

“But why?”

“Coach says you’re disturbing our practice and have to leave.”

We reluctantly packed up, grabbed my daughter, and exited. It made little sense. Surely, he and the team encounter great volumes of noise and disruption during a game; and we were on the opposite side of the court. I wonder to this day how one small infant could so profoundly disturb the great Coach Knight.

Of course, my daughter has no memory of this incident, and it did not at all affect her love of playing basketball.

3. One afternoon, my wife and I were playing tennis on the university’s varsity courts when were joined in the next court by Coach Knight and another person. Seeing who it was, we did not bother to stop our play, We still held a grudge from the time he had kicked us out of the stadium six years earlier because our year-old daughter’s impassioned yells were apparently too much for the coach’s ears.

As continued our play, we began to hear the Coach raise his voice in discussion with his partner. We couldn’t discern what he was talking about, but soon several of their balls started ending up on our court. This is very normal for action on adjacent courts, so we had no issue about hitting their balls back whenever there’s the need. However, the heated talk turned to yelling, louder and louder; and the stray balls, particularly those off the coach’s racket, grew more and more frequent.

In the past, I had seen Knight play tennis. He was a decent player, so I didn’t understand the lack of control. His opponent did not seem to be extraordinarily formidable. I paused and approached my wife to whisper a question.

“What’s going on with Knight?”

“Who cares. He’s a jerk and probably a sore loser.”

“Perhaps, but it still seems odd. He has some bee in his bonnet.”

Soon we wrapped up our play. As we exited, Knight continued fuming on court.

The next day, we got the answer. It was reported in Herald-Times, Bloomington’s local paper, that Knight had been approached by one of the paper’s reporters on a downtown street. As the reporter was trying to pose a question, Knight had allegedly pushed the hapless fellow back through a hedgerow. Well, what can you say?

******

Dear Hoosierland,

I must remind you that according to our contract if you had wanted to continue to have championships in Indiana, you needed to provide Ken’s family the necessary financial support. They held up their end of the bargain through their major family events: 1) When they got hitched in 1976, Indiana went undefeated and won its first championship right after they had arrived on campus. 2) In 1981, when their daughter was born, Indiana achieved its second national championship. 3) In the year that their son was born, Indiana again attained the championship; however, you subsequently stopped giving them financial aid support. A contract is a contract. With no more support, they of course consequently stopped producing offspring resulting, as you very well know, in no further championships for you (even for the major pro sports), even if you cried about it.

BTW: As a signing bonus, I did throw in Mike Pence. Oh, he just dropped out, you say. Well, tant pis!

Meph

© 2023, Kenneth Koziol. All rights reserved.

Cubs Fan

Suffering is your birthright:

the team’s still directionless and confused

short-term replacements with underpay

needs good starting pitching, a lot of it

two runners again left on base.

They say they’re building a core and

this isn’t just another rebuild

while the Cubs Chairman feels your pain

as washed-up prima donnas

tease with a near playoff appearance.

A good and decent person you must be

for there is no more tortured

sports fan in the world than you

nor one that is more delighted to be

called “lovable loser.”

With an eternal mantra “Wait until next year,”

and though the Cubs may stink again, you say

give away my ticket, hell no

never stop the Hope

just take me out to that Wrigley game!

© 2021, Kenneth Koziol. All rights reserved.

In a Zone

From the grandstand they shout,
As they see Tiana burst out—
A hardcourt, manic pinball
Bouncing between the gym walls.
Weaving through traffic
While dodging the contact,
Dribbling and whirling,
Then passing and dashing,
That ricocheting dervish
Sets for the final sweet swish.

© 2024, Kenneth Koziol. All rights reserved. (1998)

Rodeo

On a dust-filled ground where cowpokes abide,
A pageant unfolds for a thrilling ride.
As patrons wait for a sight yet unseen
Within the stands, their interest grows keen.

With bated breath, attendees gather near,
Stirring up excitement, raising a cheer.
The arena transcends, emotions run high,
Anticipation boils, reaching the sky.

The majestic dance between man and beast,
Struggle for dominance, tension increased,
It’s a show of will and courage to share,
Where the fearless on mighty bulls do dare.

The gate bursts open, the beast is unleashed,
Raw power, fury, bulk, muscular feast.
Its hooves pound the earth with thunderous sound,
As a brave soul holds on, no fear to be found.

In a medley of chaos, strength, and grace,
Man and brute lock in dangerous embrace.
Surfing a tempest, adrenaline floods,
Rider contra bull, the battle bluebloods.

They twist and turn, defy gravity’s pull,
Their spirits aflame, their resolve so full.
Within eight seconds, the contest complete,
Overcoming odds, a feat so very sweet.

Battered and bruised, yet he never faltered,
Chasing the thrill, he leaves our hearts altered.
In this rhumba of brawn, his skill displayed,
He who lasts longest, wins top accolade.

Epilogue

Now unhappily all did not end there,
Which is something I believe you should hear.
The angry bull sought to apply some heat
On the fallen not yet back on his feet.

A rodeo clown jumped to intervene
A brave act ending up breaking his spleen.
He sadly absorbed all the toro’s force
And was sent to the hospital, of course.

Though for a budding fan of eleven,
The rodeo tricks seemed close to heaven;
That he’d seen a man there nearly fall dead
Made him seek saner diversions instead.

© 2024, Kenneth Koziol. All rights reserved. (1963)