Allies: Putin, Kim, Orban, and depending on the situation Xi. Also most far-right leaders here and in other countries.
Bend the knee: Admit or demonstrate one’s submission or subservience to someone in a position of power.
Blind trust: A legal term for an official arrangement where one party (the “trustee”) manages the assets (or “trust”) of another on behalf of a beneficiary, who is kept unaware (or “blind”) of the trustee’s activities so as to avoid conflicts of interest. Given the Felon’s vast holdings, it’s not clear how he will make the nation’s interests his sole priority while also continuing his dealings at home and abroad.
DEI: The Felon’s term for policies related to promoting the interests of what he considers inferior ethnic groups and women.
Drill baby drill: Sucking out throughout the country as much fossil fuel as possible from underground or undersea.
Emolument: Refers to clauses in the US Constitution that bar the president from profiting from his position in office, whether through dealings at home or with foreign governments. (See also: blind trust).
Enemy: Everyone except the Felon himself.
Enemy (countries): Former NATO allies, Mexico, and now with the new tariff regulations all the other nations except Russia, Belarus, and North Korea.
Fake news: False information, usually created as propaganda by right-wing media, that spreads easily on social media and influences popular opinion.
Fixations: Money, race, blonds, dictators, low-flow shower heads and toilets, LED lightbulbs. windmills.
Food: Diet Coke, McDonald’s, KFC, and meatloaf.
Friends: Putin, Kim, Orban, and depending on the situation Xi.
GOP: Greedy Oligarchs Party
Groceries: The Felon thinks “groceries” is something of an uncommon word. “It’s such an old-fashioned term but a beautiful term: groceries. It sort of says a bag with different things in it.”
Kakistocracy: Government by the worst people.
Kleptocracy: Rule by thieves. Refers to corrupt government, specifically to leaders who use their power to steal from or exploit the people and resources they represent for personal gain.
Krasnov: A codename allegedly given to Donald Trump by the KGB.
Machismo: An exaggerated sense of traditional masculinity placing great value on physical courage, virility, domination of women, and aggressiveness.
National security documents: All belong to the Felon.
Project 2025: A set of plans by The Heritage Foundation to expand presidential power, change the tax system, immigration enforcement, social welfare programs, and energy policy. The Felon has claimed that he knew “nothing about” this project or who “was behind it.”
Quisling: Like the Felon, a traitor who collaborates with an enemy.
Reciprocal tax: The Felon’s concept of imposing a retaliatory import tax when an exported US product is taxed by another nation.
Russia, Russia Russia: The Felon’s deflection when he perceives a criticism about his relations with Putin.
Some pain: Result, according to the Felon, from the emerging trade war triggered by his tariffs. The Felon also added the he “could care less” about the consumers’ sufferings.
Tariff: An import tax paid by the importing company or consumer, not by the exporter. Peter Navarro has called tariffs “tax cuts.”
Very fine people: White people.
Vichy: Democrats who bend the knee. (See also: bend the knee)
Victims: Billionaires.
Witch hunt: Any of the investigations and judicial actions related to the Felon’s criminal and/or fraudulent activities.
Woke Culture: Anything that encourages thinking and that the Felon and the Right don’t like.