Yeah, Orange Cheato bound for glory days
Bought by a tycoon down in Washington
Gnarled old geezer, he’s just givin’ us fright
Hear the Fat Cat spank him just around midnight
Gold showers
How come they taste so good?
Gold showers
Just like we heard they would, oh yeah
Yeah, chest beating, old whiner’s rage runs hot
Folks in the land wonderin’ when he’s gonna stop
Donnie says Elon’s doing alright
You shoulda read their tweets sent just last night
Gold showers
How come they taste so good?
Gold showers
Just like techbros said they would
Aw, yeah-yeah-yeah
I bet his daddy was a drag show queen
And all his girlfriends were sweet 16
He’s no schoolboy but I know what he likes
He shoulda been jailed and see no daylight
Gold showers
How come they’re not so good?
Gold showers
Just like we were warned they would
Aw, no-no-no
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