Czar-Spangled Banner
O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light
What so gladly I sell to billionaires’ top bidding
Whose grand schemes and big dreams through Patriotic fight
O’er the podcasts we aired, were righteously streaming?
And your Savior’s great flare, fireworks bursting in air
Give proof through the night that the Deal’s in gear;
O say does my Czar-spangled banner now wave
O’er the home of the “weak” or the land of my Faved?
Czar-Strangled Banner
O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light
What so blithely we sold to a tycoon’s top bidding
Whose big whines and wet dreams through the garrulous fight
O’er the podcasts we heard, were so pompously streaming?
And the Trumper’s stern glare, his farts bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our country’s not here;
O say does our “star-spangled banner” yet wave
O’er the home of the free or the Realm of the Knave?
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