Do I look like someone
Who has any shame? No,
I don’t stock that stuff.
Shame is for suckers.
Instead, I sell something
especially special.
Look on that table yonder—
full of it. I’ve piled up plenty of
Empty promises there.
Think about it. Once you have
Shame, it’s hard to get rid of it.
You can’t sell it or pass it off.
You can’t easily wash it away. But
Hutzpah? I’m offering it for just $59.99.*
Get it now before it’s gone!
*Some say it’s “chutzpah,” but I don’t care.
© 2024, Kenneth Koziol. All rights reserved.
