All Them Rednecks

All them rednecks live in Texas
And Texas is the place I truly hate to be
‘Cuz all them rednecks live in Texas
That’s why I hang my hat in Californie

Greg Abbot keeps guard on the border
And wants to rule women’s wombs
Ted Cruz’s in Space City
But he’ll soon skip for Cancun

Ron Jackson’s in Amarillo
Sure has lost his sanity
And Paxton, who now lives in Austin
Got the law looking for me

All them rednecks live in Texas
And Texas is the place I truly hate to be
‘Cuz all them rednecks live in Texas
That’s why I hang my hat in Californie

I remember that old Lone Star State
Whose grit brought a grin
It all brings to mind another time
But I’ve worn my welcome thin

Could this be biased inclination
I go there each night
But I always come back to myself
Long before daylight

All them rednecks live in Texas (yes, they do)
And Texas is the place I truly hate to be
‘Cuz all them rednecks live in Texas
Therefore, I stay in Californie

Some folks say I’m commie
It’s been rumored that I’m Red
I’m glad I live in Californie
Yep