O Kevin! Dear Kevin! Your shameful goal is won;
After fifteen votes and Marjorie’s pokes, any spine left is gone.
The price was dear, they kicked your rear, the nation sees you bumbling;
Because you struck your Faustian deal, the course ahead is troubling.
But O Wimp! Wimp! Wimp!
O the alligator tears!
What in the end did you win—
Just more loathsome MAGA leers!
You Kevin cannot stand up, your presence makes us ill;
A “Speaker” with no moral sense, your just a right-wing shill.
Though you think your position’s safe and set for more nutjob fun,
After the debt ceiling recklessness, you’re toast once Biden’s done.
Rejoice O friends, and rise O cheers!
Let us now make a toast
To the butt of all our jeers.
Dear Kevin, we say adios!
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