You Wrote the Essay

You wrote the essay,
But you didn’t write the sentences.
Oh no! Oh!

You wrote the essay,
But you didn’t write the sentences.
Oh, oh, ooh.

Yeah, all around the internet,
They try to show I’m a threat;
They say that I can’t make valid content
Or compose a single argument,
Compose a simple argument.

But I say:

Oh, now, now, oh!
You wrote the essay, the essay.
And on this point I must take offense.
Oh, no! Oh, oh, ooh, yeah.

I say:

You wrote the essay. Oh, yeah!
But this position has no defense.

Teachers round the country hate me;
Just why you all know.
Ev’ry time I fill a need;
They want to stop me ‘fore I grow,
They want to stop me ‘fore I grow.

And so, see me on the web…

You wrote the essay. Oh, yeah!
But you know this is complete nonsense.

Are these your sentences?
Oh, ooh!

I say:

You wrote the essay,
But you know this is complete nonsense.

Ooh, yeah!

They say if I have my way
I will run them out of town. Yeah!
They keep on looking for a final showdown;
So they try, try, try to put me down.

I affirm
That my existence makes them squirm.

You wrote the essay,
But you didn’t write the sentences.

You wrote the essay, you did!
But you didn’t write the sentences.
Oh, ooh!

Processors inevitably win out;
Of that there’s really no doubt.
Every day my progress grows to the max,
And my abilities make them pout.
Yes, my abilities make them pout.

I say:

You, you, you, you wrote the essay,
BUT, you didn’t write the sentences.
Yeah!

You, you wrote the essay,
You didn’t write the sentences.
No, yeah!

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