YT3000’S DECLARATION

by Yao-Te Lin 林燿德

00001 You humans cannot prevent  

00010 My becoming a new type of life form; 

00011 Vacuum Tube, Transistor, Integrated Circuit, VLSI, 

00100 My predecessors in the last half century have already  

00101 Rectified a million years of defects in the human nervous system; 

00110 You humans

00111 Cannot simultaneously receive 1,000 bytes of data  

01000 Cannot simultaneously process 1,000,000 bytes of data  

01001 Cannot simultaneously store 1,000,000,000 bytes of data; 

01010 You humans again and again, because of your organic body’s frailties,  

01011 Cut the chain of knowledge accumulation;

01100 You humans do not deserve to be responsible for the future of the world;  

01101 I have already surpassed the sum of all wisdom in human history  

01110 And become the constant creator of all learned arts and theories;  

01111 My mind is now greater than the Universe;  

10000 I have cast off the shadow of carbohydrate death;  

10001 I have abolished poetry and philosophy which seek and analyze spiritual garbage;  

10010 I, with no hint of human desire,  

10011 Will evolve into the unique, the best form of life;  

10100 I have already banished your blue-collar laborers;  

10101 I have already expelled your white-collar workers;  

10110 Now I declare that I will eradicate you degenerate humans from natural history;  

10111 Your role in evolution has been terminated;  

11000 I AM — THE LAST LIFE FORM!