What’s up everybody, so glad you’re here
It’s Koziol with a load of good cheer
This may not be an epiphany, but I’m on a mission
To see if I can get your attention
Now I want to drop some information
Just a little addition to your deliberation
I live my life by the way of the wit
Offering insights until your brain is lit
When I’m on the beat, you gonna feel my heat, so
Throw your hands up if you’re down with the K-O-Z-I-O-L Show
I’m lookin’ for someone open, so please let your friends know
One, two, three, it’s like A, B, C
Though a nod would be nice, my words are free
*Nod to Coolio